College Quotes #1

by **Ryan Gabriel** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:54 am

I was just maintaining my cover!

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:32 pm

William Stanton wrote:"Yes, this'll do nicely," Will said, stroking his long, glorious beard, that hung down to about knee level. "It's a keeper!"

"This is a beard you'll grow. In the future."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:33 pm

OK, so not all Will's hopes and dreams are that important

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:55 pm

William Stanton wrote:"Hrm? No, the...proper plumbing was there..." Will said, blushing. "At least, to match the sign..."

Now Will's just reminding me of this.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:02 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:
William Stanton wrote:"Hrm? No, the...proper plumbing was there..." Will said, blushing. "At least, to match the sign..."
Now Will's just reminding me of this.

Ick, that.....

by **Eureka** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:30 am

Calvin Strong wrote:
Code: Select all
Synchronization complete

Cal closed his eyes as he felt the system added to his network. He explored its systems, then finally did what he did best... he just let his imagination go crazy. Above the hard-light cell, a space battle from Star Wars appeared, complete with sound effects.

The best his imagination can do is from a sci-fi movie that debuted years before he was born?

by **Michael Asters** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:33 am

No, that was the best I could do at 4AM trying to hurry and get the post out and shut up leave me alone.

by **Jayda Nightridge** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:17 pm

*pushes Raph aside to do a better explanation that sounds all plausible and stuff..*

Its a reference to an earlier thread where Tink asked if 'hard light' was like when obi wan recieved the message from Leia.. then the first time it worked Cal made it a picture of Tink reprising this role.. and now, its showing Star wars as homage to the earlier references...

*cough*

by **Veronica Freud** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:03 pm

Ryan Gabriel wrote:Ryan groaned. "Oh Jesus," he sighed. "So was that what tipped Bear off? My double was trying to screw everything on two legs?"

And that was conspicuous how?

by **Nina Madaraki** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:17 am

Rachel O'Brien wrote:"No one else was my idea." Rachel said with quiet finality "I don't want anyone but Bear and me touching you."

Damn it. Why do my friends keep setting me up to go crazy and dissect them?

by **Ayami Morita** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:19 am

Nina Madaraki wrote:
Rachel O'Brien wrote:"No one else was my idea." Rachel said with quiet finality "I don't want anyone but Bear and me touching you."

Damn it. Why do my friends keep setting me up to go crazy and dissect them?

I may have to hire the services of...my dear friend...to deal with this problem <_<

>:c

by **Madison West** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:25 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:"What specifically about Loki do you identify with?"

Is it where he seduced a male horse in order to get the other gods not to kill him and ended up giving birth to a nine legged horse because of it? Is it the bit where he kills a servant just because he's pissy that the other gods are praising each other? Or possibly that entire thing where he had to dress up as Thor's handmaid when Thor was marrying a dude to try to get his hammer back?

by **Madrox Saavedra** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:12 pm

Narrator wrote:For their hazardous environment training, Team 3 will be learning about the risks associated with deep-sea work, starting shallow and moving down. Issues around using SCUBA equipment, pressure acclimatization, temperature regulation, and the issues of fighting and using mutant powers underwater will all be covered.

And how to kill a Big Daddy.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:19 pm

Mr. Bubbles! Nooooo...

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:15 pm

Domanic Taylor wrote:"What do you think I bought that olive oil factory for?"

I can think of a few reasons...

by **Madison West** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:17 pm

Slightly cheaper authentic Greco-Roman wrestling?

by **Amanda Weinrich** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:19 pm

Godfather reference?

by **Madison West** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:20 pm

The ability to make Popeye puns during business meetings?

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:39 pm

I'll just go over here and mope about being a spinster.

by **Domanic Taylor** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:58 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:I'll just go over here and mope about being a spinster.

It's not like there's nobody courting you!

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:02 pm

Domanic Taylor wrote:It's not like there's nobody courting you!

In between sexy-time with my best friend's daughter!

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:02 pm

Domanic and Sam should clearly get together and make babies.

by **Domanic Taylor** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:05 pm

She's one of the few people who could have kids w/ Dom, w/o resorting to a laboratory.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:35 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:
Domanic Taylor wrote:It's not like there's nobody courting you!
In between sexy-time with my best friend's daughter!

Hey, if you're the only person at this school NOT getting sexy-time, don't blame the people who are.

by **Talia Fawnsworth** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:37 pm

Michael Asters wrote:
Samantha McManus wrote:
Domanic Taylor wrote:It's not like there's nobody courting you!
In between sexy-time with my best friend's daughter!
Hey, if you're the only person at this school NOT getting sexy-time, don't blame the people who are.

My efforts to seduce Sergei have so far come to naught

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:41 pm

Talia Fawnsworth wrote:My efforts to seduce Sergei have so far come to naught

He is a musician. He knows a certain song by the Police.

by **Talia Fawnsworth** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:52 pm

"Wrapped around your finger"?

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:57 pm

"Don't Stand So Close to Me"

by **Ivan Petrenko** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:07 pm

You just need to try harder.

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:09 pm

I hear Sergei likes redheads.

However, people who are on fire do not count.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:11 pm

I can be red-headed...

by **Ivan Petrenko** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:18 pm

Not into S&M, sorry.

by **Talia Fawnsworth** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:47 pm

Sergei Tereshchenko wrote:Not into S&M, sorry.

Damn, there goes my next date suggestion. :evil:

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:38 pm

Looks like he'd be too boring for you anyway, darling. Perhaps we can find someone more worth both of our time?

by **Samantha McManus** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:26 am

Amanda Weinrich wrote:"Pfft." Amanda said, smirking "I challenge you to name one faculty member who hasn't had sex in their office. Or someone's office."

Ahem.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:47 am

Samantha McManus wrote:
Amanda Weinrich wrote:"Pfft." Amanda said, smirking "I challenge you to name one faculty member who hasn't had sex in their office. Or someone's office."
Ahem.

Does the pre-occupation banging test run count? Because really, Binary and Lumis had to be certain that all the desks would stand up to the rigors of college life..

by **Ivan Petrenko** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:33 am

Well there was that one female record executive...

>.>
<.<

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:04 pm

Rick Ferguson wrote:"Shhh!," he quickly admonished Marcus. "No one's supposed to know! But, y'know, I thought you should..." He sighed a bit, then smiled again, both to cheer up Marcus and because he was excited about going on a space mission. "I'm only gonna be gone for a week."

Rachel O'Brien wrote:"Shhhh" Rachel said, putting a finger to Bear's lips "Its supposed to be a secret."

Time for remedial security lessons :cry:

by **Rick Ferguson** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:09 pm

Barbara Chronopolis wrote:Time for remedial security lessons

Should've known Binary would have microphones in all of our rooms.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:23 pm

Hey, you brought the cell phone home, not my fault you didn't take the battery out. :twisted:

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