DT1W3 - White Trash on parade!

[Will Stanton]

"You'd have competition. I think he's still under the impression that there's a green haired girl here named Will Stanton who is in no-way related to me..."

[Calvin Strong]

"And suddenly, I have much less problem making fun of him."

[Trinity Cleaver]

"Aww,you are crushing on Willow, Caly? That is so cute.."

[Rachel O'Brien]

"I heard that Kelly switched teams recently." Rachel supplied.

[Calvin Strong]

"So that's how you get all the girls after you? I should've thought of that."

[Will Stanton]

"Aww,you are crushing on Willow, Caly? That is so cute.."

"And that's a big not in a million years, big-boy," Will laughed.

[Trinity Cleaver]

"Should I be jealous? I can't quite figure it out..."

[Will Stanton]

"I think 'confused''ll work," Will chuckled. "Kelly sure was. To be fair, though, it was a good deal my fault."

[Calvin Strong]

"Nah, can't think of anything for you to be jealous over, babe," Cal answered running a finger affectionately down Tink's back.

[Rachel O'Brien]

"You two are just too fucking cute." Rachel teased.

[Calvin Strong]

Cal winced at that. "Cute? Watch your mouth, woman, or we'll have to clean it out with soap."

[Will Stanton]

"They can be, can't they?" Will smirked. "Tink, you're so much in luuuuuuuuuuv."

[Trinity Cleaver]

"She'd be fucking lucky if it was soap." Tink grumbled. "And don't make me cut your tongue out Kermit."

[Will Stanton]

"I'll just grow another one," he grinned.

[Calvin Strong]

"Hey, Tink? Know what happens to Shapeshifters when you taze them?"

[Will Stanton]

"Same thing that ha....CHHHHAIIIIIIR!" Will yelled.

[Rachel O'Brien]

"Oh my God!" Rachel said, laughing a little "I didn't think they'd actually do that. This is too much."

[Nina Madaraki]

"I hope they have medical staff. Someone could get hurt."

[Calvin Strong]

"Ooooh, someone's trying to muss up Angel Boy's pretty face, there," Cal laughed, obviously enjoying the spectacle.

[Amanda Weinrich]

"Well, it isn't Kelly.' Rachel said, sounding pleased.

[Anita Fernandez]

"Naw, it couldn't be him. But good for him getting out!"

[Rachel O'Brien]

"It isn't Ryan, either." Rachel said, sounding a bit surprised "I feel sorry for her."

[Anita Fernandez]

"Eh, she's going to get a book deal or somethin' outa this."

[Calvin Strong]

"Well that kind of bites. The boyfriend's the dad, no more on-stage fights."

[Trinity Cleaver]

"Who would have thought that a stripper and her white trash boyfriend had unprotected sex? My mind is boggling!" Tink chuckled.

[Rachel O'Brien]

"Five bucks says he's gone inside of two years." Rachel said, a hint of bitterness in her voice.

[Anita Fernandez]

"Two years? Ya'll're pretty optimistic."

[Will Stanton]

"Ahh, I was hoping it was Ryan," Will joked. "Now I feel like I've wasted my time," he said, cracking up.

[Rachel O'Brien]

"Possibly." Rachel allowed, stretching a bit.

[Byrna Cooper]

Bear smacked Will across the head, smirking.

"Oh, please!"

Bear, however, was very glad the fertility supressors Ryan was on apparently was as good as he'd let on.

[Will Stanton]

Will laughed as Bear went upside the head. "I had a banner and everything prepared."

[Byrna Cooper]

"And I'd have wadded it up into a ball and thrown it in the English channel from the common area!"

Bear giggled, playfully punching Will again.

[Trinity Cleaver]

"Could you really throw that far?"

[Will Stanton]

"She could. I've felt the power--it's quite an arm she's got, there.

Well, maybe not REALLLY, but close."

[Byrna Cooper]

"No close about it. I could make it."

Bear smiled, flexing her arm slightly.

"Gun show, baby."

[Will Stanton]

"Right. A missile launcher."