College Quotes #1

by **Constantine McGraw** » Fri May 29, 2009 10:13 am

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle comes up right behind the Vampire that shot Will.

"NOT SO FAST, BITCH!"

He yells, grabbing her in a full nelson choke and pulling a blade to her neck.

Leaving aside the fact that the full nelson isn't a choke, given that it requires 2 hands, locked together, I have to ask...

What's Merle holding the knife with?

by **Alex Campion** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:10 pm

His penis?

by **Veronica Freud** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:55 pm

I thought Simon was the one with the prehensile "tail".

by **Zero** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:31 am

Constantine McGraw wrote:"I guess I'm gonna have to kill Zero too." Con said resignedly.

Bitch, I will end you.

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:26 pm

[OOC, that countdown was supposed to be via commlink, and quiet. The fact the guys are telepathic is utterly superfluous is Merle's opinion because he forgot that THESE vampires are telepathic.]

And, OOC, Rachel's 'request' was an answer to a direct question by Madrox. Not an order to Merle. As Rachel will be glad to tell him, IC when her isn't slightly brain-fried.

by **Jubilation Lee** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:16 am

"I think I could settle for spending time with you - you are cuter than Jubilee anyway."

Ahem?

And also, this:

"It's settled, then. Once you're better, I'll have to show you how a real flier flies,"

I was flying before you had wings, Gabriel. And y'know what? I'm still cuter than you.

by **Ryan Gabriel** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:33 am

I will definitely concede that you're cuter than me.

by **Winston Sharpe** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:12 pm

Calvin Strong wrote:"I'm supposed to make some lame joke about plunder and booty right now, aren't I?"

The best thing about being a Pirate is that you get more chests and booty! :lol:

.....sorry.

by **Jayda Nightridge** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:22 pm

Merle McClintock wrote: He had gotten his ass kicked by people just because they were stronger than him, and throwing knives was idiotic and dangerous.

WTF?

Idiotic? No. Dangerous? To you yes. I'll give you to ten to start running then I'm gonna hunt you down with my idiotic knives and skin you alive..... :twisted:

by **Michael Asters** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:26 pm

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle sails over a few tables and lands against an ice cream vending machine, collapsing the front of it. It's not a decisive win for Victoria, however - he's on crutches, for one.

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle wear a simple gray athletic t-shirt and blue shorts. His leg is bandaged, but feeling better.

Mighty... convenient.

by **Kevin Gravis** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:43 am

Calvin Strong wrote:Cal looked between his teammates. "Damn, and here we just go do the job without a leader. We must really rule, guys," he said, quietly.

Except the part where you found absolutely nothing. Real hard mission you had there.

by **Constantine McGraw** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:18 pm

Michael Asters wrote:
Merle McClintock wrote:Merle sails over a few tables and lands against an ice cream vending machine, collapsing the front of it. It's not a decisive win for Victoria, however - he's on crutches, for one.

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle wear a simple gray athletic t-shirt and blue shorts. His leg is bandaged, but feeling better.

Mighty... convenient.

I'd agree. I had Con bypass the crutches stage, courtesy of the healers because I want his leg fit in a few game days

As to the bow thing, how much archery have you done? As a former GNAS member, that post read all kinds of wrong to me.

by **Constantine McGraw** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:26 pm

It just occured to me exactly what bow the DR would come up with for Merle..

In contradiction to his species preference, his weapon of choice is not a club, but rather a converted siege-crossbow. Originally this fired a blunt but enormous metal bolt, but after further modifications he made it to shoot a large bundle of wooden bolts at once and renamed the bow as the 'Piecemaker'. Due to the various forces they are under, the bolts, once fired, quickly become an expanding cloud of high-speed burning wooden shrapnel. The first time it was fired, it removed several archery targets, the bunker wall behind them, and a flock of seagulls directly above Detritus.

by **Jayda Nightridge** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:58 am

LOL love that.

Viva La Pratchett! :lol:

by **Merle McClintock** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:05 pm

The Obsession thread is ongoing - it's kind of a montage of stuff happening throughout the semester.

My archery was basic summer camp stuff :[
I'll do more research on it, pinkie promise

I don't really care if Rick was looking over Merle's shoulder (It would've been difficult but possible) but Merle wouldn't have gotten Rick's codename wrong after training with him so much - it was a player mistake

by **Jessica Temple** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:59 am

Sergei Tereshchenko wrote:Then to Con. "And please, for all of our sakes, stop acting like you're the only rational adult in the room. Get over yourself and this will all go much smoother."

Rational? That's a bit much coming from the guy who left me naked and unconcious for the next vamp that happened along. :evil:

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:53 pm

Juma wrote: I'm curious, can either of you switch your orientation on the fly?

Now, I like you as a friend and all...

by **Kevin Gravis** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:47 am

Victoria Valentine wrote:Victoria grinned back at her. "Careful what you do, darling. The last thing you want is for them to decide you're dangerous or a troublemaker for no apparent reason.

Right. We certainly have no reason to think that. :roll:

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:33 pm

Niles Radcliff wrote:“Not really, I honestly don't think a Bowler is your thing."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY

by **Zoe Walker** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:50 pm

William Stanton wrote:"Dr. McCoy, I'm not sure how much more he can take..."

"Dammit Will, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:22 am

Tink wrote:"Do we go buy a puppy or a tree or something now? We must ask ourselves what would Will and Sara do.." Tink chuckled.

Knock her up and then engage in all kinds of weird sex while pretending to be innocent?

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:26 am

To be fair, compared to some of the others people the stuff they do propably still counts as innocent. >_>

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:52 pm

Chloe Grant wrote:"In that case, I hope that the rumors of Binary having the entire campus under survelliance are true."

Rumours of my omniscience are somewhat overstated.

Pay no attention to the little glass dome in the showers >_>

by **Madison West** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:08 pm

Alyson Carmichael wrote:"I am not fully aware of why I know the language...or have my wings...it does not make much sense to me."

"If only someone at the Xavier Institute had know what a mutation is and how to explain it to a young girl."

by **Zoe Walker** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:43 pm

Madison West wrote:
Alyson Carmichael wrote:"I am not fully aware of why I know the language...or have my wings...it does not make much sense to me."

"If only someone at the Xavier Institute had know what a mutation is and how to explain it to a young girl."

With teachers like these..

Madison West wrote:"I know no such thing," Madison says, sticking her tongue out in mock petulance.

Amanda Weinrich wrote:"Do so." Amanda replied, sticking her own tongue out in turn.

I can see that might be a problem :twisted:

by **Amanda Weinrich** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:17 pm

Yes, but she went to Xavier's Highschool in Westchester before she ever came here.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:17 pm

Sara Evans wrote:"Aww..." she smiles softly. "You're the cutest 6 inch boyfriend I ever had."

..I believe Will met your previous one, too...

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:21 am

Ryan Gabriel wrote:"Interests, passions, careers, things not wrapped up in attaching your identity to your mutant power?"

I knew hanging out with the Avengers was a good influence on this boy.

by **Ryan Gabriel** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:37 am

Samantha McManus wrote:
Ryan Gabriel wrote:"Interests, passions, careers, things not wrapped up in attaching your identity to your mutant power?"
I knew hanging out with the Avengers was a good influence on this boy.

Heh... just wait until you see what I have to say to Magneto. Gotta make Aunt Sammie proud, after all...

by **Kevin Gravis** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:35 am

Kyra Raphael wrote:"Japanese, German, Spanish and Finnish."

I see... humans are wastes of carbon but their languages are ok.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:37 am

Kevin Gravis wrote:I see... humans are wastes of carbon but their languages are ok.

"Mutasperanto" as a language was kind of dead on arrival.

by **Michael Asters** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:03 pm

Who's this casting aspersions on my daughter? Oh, look, how cute, it's the Little Pimp who Couldn't.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:02 am

Trinity Cleaver wrote:"What can any of you do though? If Lumis and Binary decide that they want to send us to Magneto for some sort of weird training and make us all evil and stuff, what could the faculty really do about it?"

Wow, Tink really needs to meet Binary if she's afraid of Binary forcing someone down a path of either good or evil ^_^

by **Trinity Cleaver** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:07 am

I'm game if you are!

by **Madison West** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:44 pm

Ryan Gabriel wrote:Ryan quirked an eyebrow, folding his arms. "Now who's being a child?"

Well, let's see. One person excused himself when it looked like he was causing an argument, left, and is now being pursued by someone that seems bound and determined to try to get into a pissing contest with a guest of the school even though he's supposedly a representative of said school. Oh and he made a heated remark about something he feels strongly about.

The other seems to blame Exodus for daring to accept an invitation to the school. And is following him around acting like a heckler at a hockey game.

Hrmmmm....

by **Samantha McManus** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:15 am

Jayda Nightridge wrote:Jayda ran her hands down Madison's sides, the desk biting into her back though her mind was clearly elsewhere as she kissed Madison eagerly.

Madison, this is not what we gave you a desk for.

by **Jubilation Lee** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:17 am

Awww. Does this mean that we've been doing it wrong, Cass?

by **Madison West** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:22 am

Samantha McManus wrote:Madison, this is not what we gave you a desk for.

Hey, don't get mad just 'cause you aren't getting any, Red.

by **Samantha McManus** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:31 am

It's just unsanitary!

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:26 pm

Zoe Walker wrote:She laughs, "You've gotta meet Will. On second thought, the school might not have enough insurance to cover that," she concludes with a giggle.

Heeeeeeyyyy....

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