Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:53 am

"See, that? That's why people find you creepy. Neurotoxin."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:54 am

"That's ridiculous. People love neurotoxins."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:15 am

"You're thinking of something else, not people. Microbes, maybe?"

by **Nina Madaraki** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:20 am

"No. I think you're just wrong," NIna says. "Next time I get the chance, I'll ask someone."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:21 am

"I'm fairly sure I'm someone."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:25 am

"How sure? Because there was one time I thought I was someone and it turned out I was someone else."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:27 am

"Like, at least 75 percent sure."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:08 am

"That means you have a one-in-four chance that you're wrong," Nina says. "That's not very confident."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:12 am

"To be fair, I AM very drunk."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:21 am

"I don't know if a single shot counts as 'very'," Nina says. "I mean, it wasn't even a significant amount of your body mass."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:38 pm

"I'm pretty sure my blood-alcohol content is undefined," WIll said, missing the joke.

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:45 am

"Which brings up an interesting question," Nina pours herself another shot. "You're only drunk because you are choosing to be drunk, right? So, why?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:06 am

"Like I said...I had a fight with the Morrigan's daughter. Nearly punched her in the face."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:08 am

"And you feel guilty for not punching her when you had the chance?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:31 am

"No, I feel upset that it came to that.

I mean, I kind of did this, at least in part, for Her...and then I upset Her daughter? And that's the closest I've gotten to feedback? That's not good. That is, in fact, a bad sign."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:34 am

"I don't understand what's going on," Nina says. "But my recommendation is to stop trying to please other people."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:52 pm

"OK, lemme back up.

You know Sam, right? Headmistress? Celtic goddess of sovereignty?"

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:10 pm

"I know Sam, the shape-shifting and telepathic mutant," Nina says. "If that's who you mean."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:23 pm

"That's the one. She lives across the hall.

She's the Morrigan, don't you know."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:27 pm

"That's a good trick, being something that doesn't exist," Nina says.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:33 pm

"Didn't exist, and now she does."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:37 pm

"Is there an application process for divinity?" Nina asks. "I think I have a solid claim on being the Great Goddess of Teotihuacan."

She might sound a smidge insincere.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:40 pm

"You should ask Sam! Or maybe Mira, though I think she's more like, you know, gravity."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:50 pm

"You're being deliberately obtuse," Nina says coldly. "It is not an appealing feature."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:57 pm

"Believe me, I'm not deliberately anything."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:59 pm

"You are more intelligent than you give yourself credit for," Nina says.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:33 pm

"I literally have zero brain cells at the moment."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:37 pm

"And yet you're still sentient and capable of language," Nina says. "Fascinating."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:48 pm

"Thank you! I like to think so."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:49 pm

"The things I could do with you..." Nina says, flexing her fingers a bit.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:52 pm

"Other than getting drunk?"

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:53 pm

"Mmm," Nina says, downing the shot she poured herself.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:01 pm

"That IS trippy."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:04 pm

"It isn't that bad, once you get accustomed to the strange taste," Nina admits.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:34 pm

"In what way is it strange?"

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:36 pm

"It is difficult to explain," Nina says. "How many taste receptors do you have? Can you taste Wednesday?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:59 pm

"I don't believe I can..."

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:02 pm

"Then I really don't have a good frame of reference," Nina says. She shrugs her shoulders apologetically.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:00 pm

"Well, then, there's nothing I can do to help!"

by **Nina Madaraki** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:06 pm

"Can you be more alcoholic? Being drunk would be nice for once," Nina says.

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