Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:56 am

What th... what th... what?

TNG 5x20: Cost of Living, or HOCHZEIT MIT HINDERNISSEN

WHAT?

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:59 am

"You know what'd be great? An episode with Lwaxaxazwuiazwana Troi andAlexander!" said nobody ever.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:55 am

DID YOU SEE THE MESSAGE? I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISS THE MESSAGE!

TNG 7x09: Force of Nature, or DIE RAUMKATASTROPHE

GLOBAL WARMING! HOLES IN THE O-ZONE LAYER! POLLUTION!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:07 am

SPACE CATASTROPHE - Good job German translator team for coming up with this episode title that you could slap on 80% of Star Trek episodes.

Oh no, we can't have space ships exploring space in this show about exploring space! Think of the sub-space!

That was stupid.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:14 am

Jason Vego < Wesley Crusher as Space Son.

TNG 7x22: Bloodlines, or BOKS VERGELTUNG

...Really, season 7? We're checking in on Daimon Bok?

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:15 am

The role of Not-Picard's Son will be played by Not-Jim Carrey. Also, what an odd plot to revive.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:58 am

Um, what if, like,the ship, you know. Was ALIVE. And stuff.

TNG 7x23: Emergence, or NEUE INTELLIGENZ

Man, they were really running out of ideas in season 7.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:00 am

NEW INTELLIGENCE

I thought it was really sweet how the Enterprise and that energy storm had a baby. :3

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:01 am

GOD, I hate season 1 Bashir. With the passion of 1,000 suns.

DS9 1x03: Past Prologue, or DIE KHON-MA

Hey, look! It's our good friends Lursa and B'Etor! Fancy meeting them here!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:20 am

Bashir wasn't even that bad in this. He's adorkable.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:11 am

Hey, maybe we should have Dax do something in an episode about Dax CALLED DAX. No? OK.

DS9 1x08: Dax, or DER FALL „DAX"

What's the matter with don't you treat us like can't you just lay off we're sick of all of you triiiiiiiilllls toooooodaaaay!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:18 am

THE CASE "DAX"

So, the life of your host and your immortal symbiont is at stake here, your old friend Sisko is desperately trying to help you. You got anything to say?

<Jedzia> .............
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by **Will Stanton** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:04 am

This thread is a golden opportunity, Quark! A golden opportunity.

DS9 1x11: The Nagus, or DIE NACHFOLGE

Never get involved in a land war in the Gamma Quadrant.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:07 am

THE SUCCESSION

Oh boy! A ~~Space Kobold~~ Ferengi episode! Not as terrible as anything involving the Ferengi has the potential to be, I guess.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:45 am

Barrin is very confused by this episode.

DS9 1x12: Vortex, or DER STEINWANDLER

Odo's really good at rock paper scissors.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:47 am

All I'm confused by is the German title that translates back into "THE STONESHIFTER" which makes very little sense regardless of what they meant cause it either means Odo who is not really made of stone or it means the necklace thing, which is not really a person of any sort.

by **Roland Sackville** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:10 am

I don't see the point of this episode.

DS9 1x13: Battle Lines, or DIE PROPHEZEIUNG

I mean, these people are clearly doing immortality wrong.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:12 am

"It's some sort of microscopic mechanical thing. Kind of like nanites only not, because that term is copyrighted by the Borg."

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:09 am

But what happened to the Valerians?

DS9 1x18: Dramatis Personae or MEUTEREI

I HATE Telepathy.

by **Melpomene** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:10 am

MUTINY

Haters gonna hate.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:43 am

Now for a Jadzia Dax episode!*

*May not contain any Jadzia Dax

DS9 2x04: Invasive Procedures, or DER SYMBIONT

And no one arrested Quark.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:45 am

God damnit, Jadzia, stop being so chill about dieing. Seriously.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:59 am

Wow, look at those special effects!

DS9 2x12: The Alternate, or METAMORPHOSEN

Well, shit, there goes issue 16.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:15 am

Attack of the 90ies CGI

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:42 am

Well, at least we know that those rhino horns don't appear at birth.

DS9 3x06: The Abandoned, or DER AUSGESETZTE

Odo's quarters are awesome, shut up.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:46 am

As all reptilian life-forms, the Jem'Hadar begin life as a mammal-like creature with barely any scales and plenty of hair.

Also, no, we're not converting the living room into a giant jungle gym for Robin, Will.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:01 am

Ooh, I like Neil Young episodes!

DS9 3x14: Heart of Stone, or HERZ AUS STEIN

She loves me, she loves me not...

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:02 am

I feel like there's a Will/Sara story buried in this somewhere...

by **Altamira Vazquez** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:49 am

<Barrin> Profit motive? Oh noooo!
<WillStanton> Oh, no, it's with a "ph".
<Barrin> Phew!
<WillStanton> Heh heh heh.

DS9 3x16: Prophet Motive, or DAS MOTIV DER PROPHETEN

This episode was linear. Adversarial.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:52 am

Fix the Ferengi or never see them again. I can't blame you for the choice you made, Wormhole Aliens, but I can shake my fist angrily at you.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:38 am

I DO enjoy mindscape threads. I should do another one.

DS9 3x18: Distant Voices, or FERNE STIMMEN

Tennis balls! Tennis balls for everyone!

by **Melpomene** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:40 am

What is this, amateur hour?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:42 am

I know ~I~ was wondering where Kurn went. Weren't you?

DS9 4x15: Sons of Mogh, or DIE SÖHNE VON MOGH

Bashir sure agreed to erase the dude's memory quickly.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:05 am

Apparently this is the DS9 run in which people are kinda chill about dieing for various reasons.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:42 am

I do like film noir.

DS9 5x17: A Simple Investigation, or DER DATENKRISTALL

I have no further comment on this matter.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:01 am

What was missing here was an angry Kira glowering at Odo and Arissa throughout the episode.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:23 am

It's a sad episode, but Weyoun makes great comic relief.

DS9 5x19: Ties of Blood and Water, or DIE ÜBERWINDUNG

Kira is angry. Rawr.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:27 am

Kira is sad, then angry, then really sad. With bonus flashbacks of really angry Kira.

Also, it's a shame Weyoun is such a dick because he's hilarious.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:15 am

Oh boy, the Orb of Time. My FAVORITE Deus Ex Machina <_<

DS9 6x17: Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night, or TIEFES UNRECHT

So...Kira has issues with her parents.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:17 am

DEEP INJUSTICE or "How Kira Almost Ruined Time"

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