by Sidney Young » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:55 pm
"Yeah. She has the hots for this guy who's all over her but she'd rather pretend everything's awesome with her boyfriend and drag me along to chaperon her dumb ass. And since she's got no balls I say something so she goes ballistic on me, smacks her face into my elbow and whines all the way to the bank. I eat the fucking detention for her cause what the fuck ever, right? But cause of that I miss my weed-guy who talks me into meeting him at this shitty club that ends up being a trap. So I walk into these literal deathtraps so the other wimps don't have to, fine, wahtever, no biggie, don't thank me or anything dipshits. Get fucking electrocuted twice cause I don't wanna trade her life for mine and then she's still dumb enough to risk her own damn life just so she can hack off my leg in some fucking Saw bullshit thing. You're fuckin' welcome, Haley." she rants, and ends with flicking her cigarette butt against the nearest wall before pulling out a new one.