Haley and Brigid's Room: Revenge!

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:01 pm

Sometime in the night, some mysterious vandal painted a beautiful portrait onto the door of the room.

It was of Haley, naked and riding a unicorn in the style of a really trashy romance novel. Done in ghost paints.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:04 pm

Brigid muzzily woke up that morning, blinking.

"What... what the hell?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:15 pm

"Five more minutes, mom," Haley mumbled into her pillow.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:16 pm

"Seriously, what the hell is that supposed to be?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:21 pm

"The fuck are you talking about?" Haley asked picking her head up off the pillow and squinting up at her roommate.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:22 pm

"Haley, look. At. The. Door."

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:24 pm

She rubbed her eyes and leaned over the edge of her bed to look at the door. Her eyes widened, "What the fuck?!" Haley screamed, leaping out of bed.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:26 pm

"I know, right?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:31 pm

"Ugh. That's gross..." she grumbled, then tried to touch the paint to see if it was still wet.

I *wish* my chest was that big...

"Did you lock the door last night?" she asked, in a rare moment of civility to her roommate.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:33 pm

"What, you think I let someone in to use... whatever that stuff is?" She asked, tilting her head at the odd look of the paint.

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:34 pm

"No. But sometimes people forget to lock up. I'm sure I have at some point."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:40 pm

"Is that even paint? It looks... kind of gross."

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:46 pm

"It does. Doesn't feel like paint eith..."

Haley's eyes narrowed. "That dead bitch. Five bucks said she did this."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:50 pm

"What? Why would she do that?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:52 pm

"....we got into a fight in detention."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:52 pm

"Seriously?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:02 am

"She was talking shit about my boyfriend and me. And I don't want to hear a word about it from you, Miss "I headbutt people who look at my boyfriend""

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:04 am

Brigid stifled a snicker, but didn't quite manage to stop her grin.

"...not one word."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:07 am

Haley rolled her eyes, "Whatever. C'mon, lets try and see if we can scrub this off a bit before classes. Maybe at least make it a bit less....porn-y."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:10 am

Brigid groaned and climbed out of bed, putting her hand to the 'paint.'

"Uh, Haley?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:22 am

"Yeah?"

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:22 am

"How are we supposed to scrub this off? It feels like there's nothing there, and it's not budging."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:29 am

Haley touched it again, rubbing her hand against it. "Oh...are you fucking...ugh!"

"I...shit. Do you have a poster you want to put on the door? I have an idea, but I dunno if I can do it, so poster might be our best bet..."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:32 am

"Well... let's test that theory."

She went to her desk and pulled out a piece of loose-leaf paper, then walked back and pressed it against the door...

...where it still had a very festive image of a girl riding a unicorn superimposed against it.

"Er..."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:36 am

"Oh what the fuck is this shit?" she cried out, throwing her hands up in the air. "God damnit..."

"Alright. Option two is like... so....I had a power accident during fight that probably caused this painting and may or may not have blasted that undead bitch from across the room with my tk. It seemed to like. Actually hit her, unlike how she passes through everything and shit. So....maybe if I TK the door?"

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:40 am

"That... sounds like it ends in us calling maintenance to get a new door."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:45 am

"I'd rather get in trouble for having no door than having a topless me riding a fucking unicorn, wouldn't you?"

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:48 am

"Well maybe..."

"...do you know Vickie?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:51 am

Haley made a face, "Yes. You can ask her if you want I guess. Don't think she likes me all that much. Not that I much like her. Bitch gave me shit for getting lost on the astral plane instead of just helping me get home."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:52 am

"Well she's, like, good with ghost stuff."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:07 am

"yeah....yeah she is," she admitted. "I guess it's better to call her than one of the teachers or something. Though...yeah I'll just leave whenever she comes. I don't need to see the smirk on her face while she's doing whatever voodoo shit she needs to do."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:08 am

"What, so I'm the one who has to ask her? I'm not the one who... er... punched a ghost or whatever."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:10 am

"If *I* ask her, she's gonna tell me to fuck off. You know what, fuck it, let me just try and fix this myself. Stand back," she said, taking a deep breath and balling her hands into fists.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:07 pm

"This is a pretty old building. Are you sure you wanna do this?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:22 pm

"I'm not *that* strong..."

Haley said while focusing.

"...I don't think,"

Haley grit her teeth and pushed. With a crack, the door ripped from its hinges, intact, and landed with the painting up for the entire hallway to see.

"Motherfucker!!!!!"

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:30 pm

"...it's still on there."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:34 pm

"I know. Damnit. I missed or had a crappy theory. Help me pick it up before someone sees...please." she grumbled.

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:35 pm

"What the..." Cal froze in the hallway, looking at the two girls in their pajamas, then at the painting on the door, then at the girls again... "Now there's a way I didn't expect the day to start."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:42 pm

"Oh, geez..."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:47 pm

Cal was on the receiving end of a girlfriend death glare that could wither entire fields of crops.

"Not a word. Forget you saw this. We'll discuss later." She said, jaw clenched and face bright red.

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