Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **John Hino** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:11 am

"Worst. Trek. Ever."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:11 am

Isn't it amazing how many time warps end up at 20th century Earth?

TOS 1x21: Tomorrow is Yesterday, or MORGEN IST GESTERN

Trivia fact -- the episode actually got the day of the first moon landing right. It WAS launched on a Wednesday in the late 1960s.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:24 am

Let's

do

the time-warp agaaaaaiin!

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:24 am

Well, I think everything's great. This is just GREAT. I've had a couple of the doc's mint juleps, and everything is just great.

It's great.

TOS 1x25: This Side of Paradise, or FALSCHE PARADIESE

Leeeeeila. Got Spock on a Tree, Leila.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:58 am

FALSE PARADISE

<McCoy> "I'm drunk."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:37 am

ASHLIE?

TOS 2x24: The Ultimate Computer, or COMPUTER M5

No disassemble Stephanie!

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:48 am

Beep-Boop.

Is this the first time someone talked a computer/robot to death?

EDIT: I'm being told no, Kirk did it before in another episode.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:43 pm

And completing our run though the original series here!

TOS 3x11: Day of the Dove, or DAS GLEICHGEWICHT DER KRÄFTE

What an authentic Scottish claymore!

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:58 pm

THE BALANCE OF POWER

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:44 am

Barrin said she wanted bad episodes, but I don't think she meant THIS...

TNG 1x03: The Naked Now, or GEDANKENGIFT

Fully functional! And anatomically correct.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:50 am

THOUGHT POISON

Red Shirt Count: 278
Actual Death Count: 17
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 13 (+1 because shut up Wesley)

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:44 am

Let's keep the focus on our fully functional friend!

TNG 1x13: Datalore, or DAS DUPLIKAT

Shut up Wesley

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:47 am

Yes Sir, I'm fine.

Almost forgot:

Red Shirt Count: 278
Actual Death Count: 17
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15 (+2)

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:35 pm

We have conspiracies in our midst! CONSPIRACIES!

TNG 1x19: Coming of Age, or PRÜFUNGEN

Wesley, remember, you're only competing against yourself. And the three other people going for the one spot. But other than that.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:38 am

TRIALS

Wesley, you're boring.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:40 am

And we can't introduce conspiracys without finishing them!

TNG 1x25: Conspiracy, or DIE VERSCHWÖRUNG

..ewww.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:11 am

"Hey Alien Momma. Get out."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:36 am

Wha? Oh year, Star Trek, right.

TNG 2x08: A Matter of Honor or DER AUSTAUSCHOFFIZIER

That was almost the longest assignment ever! Oh, Picard.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:45 am

THE EXCHANGE OFFICER

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:15 am

Working out of the Season 2 ghetto, we've got TNG 2x20: The Emissary, or KLINGONENBEGEGNUNG

Klingons never bluff, unless poorly written opening scenes say they do.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:12 pm

KLINGON-ENCOUNTERS

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:12 pm

Hitting an old one <_<

TNG 3x04: Who Watches the Watchers, or DER GOTT DER MINTAKANER

WHO'S YOUR GOD NOW, PICARD?

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:03 am

Dickheaded atheism approved by R. Dawkins.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:05 am

And, moving right along -- or not ,as the case may be...

TNG 3x06: Booby Trap or DIE ENERGIEFALLE

"That belongs in a museum! Blow it up."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:05 am

And, moving right along -- or not ,as the case may be...

TNG 3x06: Booby Trap or DIE ENERGIEFALLE

"That belongs in a museum! Blow it up."

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:07 am

Geordie you're creepy.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:59 am

And marathonin'!

TNG 3x07: The Enemy or AUF SCHMALEM GRAT

Worf, you're a coldhearted bastard.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:52 am

ON A NARROW RIDGE

Worf you Space-Racist! Though the Romulans kinda are dicks. >_>

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:54 am

And, um, y'know, maybe, uh, we can, y'know, do, um, another, well, another...

TNG 3x21: Hollow Pursuits DER SCHÜCHTERNE REGINALD

Yes, this is how the holodeck would be used.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:55 am

THE SHY REGINALD

shitthatdidn'thappen.txt

Broccoli...

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:34 am

Bar-clay! Bar-clay! Bar-clay!

TNG 4x19: The Nth Degree or DIE REISE INS UNGEWISSE

The Cytherians are....kinda weird.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:36 am

JOURNEY INTO THE UNCERTAIN

Ah yes, of course, disembodied head aliens making people smart enough to modify their space-ship so they can go to their home-system and have some tea and crumpets. Makes perfect sense.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:16 am

In my 24th century, I want the 12th century!

TNG 4x20: Qpid or GEFANGEN IN DER VERGANGENHEIT!

Sir, I protest. I am NOT a merry man!

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:01 am

TRAPPED IN THE PAST or "Q, you're a dick sometimes"

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:05 am

Law & Order: The Next Generation

TNG 4x21: The Drumhead, or DAS STANDGERICHT

With the first link...

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:06 am

THE DRUMHEAD TRIAL

I'm a lawyer!

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:49 am

Beep boop.

TNG 5x04: Silicon Avatar, or DAS RECHT AUF LEBEN

Didn't Lore just, like, NORMALLY talk to the dang thing?

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:51 am

THE RIGHT TO LIFE

I do believe you fucked up, ma'am.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:25 am

Ah, the Enterprise, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong.

Err...possibLY go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

TNG 5x05: Disaster, or KATASTROPHE AUF DER ENTERPRISE

That ship looks fine! You're fine, ship.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:31 pm

CATASROPHE ON THE ENTERPRISE

Captain

Troi

Meanwhile in a turbolift.

Red Shirt Count: 279 (One whole red-shirt died from the huge catastrophe)
Actual Death Count: 17
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

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