Its A-maaaazing

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:46 am

Christie was walking through the hedge maze, fighting the urge to give in to her growing frustration and just go *through* the hedges.

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by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:43 pm

And at one point, she'd come across Cal, walking through the maze from another path. His eyes, oddly, didn't seem to be focused, and where he was looking had no bearing on where he was going.

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:03 am

"Hey." Christie said, wanting to be friendly.

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:20 am

Cal froze in place for a moment, blinked a few times, then seemed to move much more naturally, like a stiffness that was barely noticeable disappeared as he looked around, his eyes focusing on Christie. "Oh, hi," he said. "Sorry. Lost in thoughts for a minute there."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:47 am

"Its cool." Christie said "It happens. How do you like the classes so far?"

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:03 am

Cal shrugged. "They're classes. You listen, you regurgitate what they say for the tests, they give you an A. You?"

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:19 am

"Doing ok." Christie said "Glad I'm not in PC this year."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:21 am

"Can't trade you, then?" Cal asked dryly. "Pointless classes are bad enough without having to prove you're paying attention."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:29 am

"Nope, sorry." Christie replied "I'm just glad I don't have to hear people go on about how awesome the great winged douche is."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:33 am

"Oh god, seriously," Cal griped. "I think people only show up to that stupid class to eye-bang the instructors."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:35 am

"Ugh." Christie said, rolling her eyes in turn "Maybe you'll get lucky and get out of PC soon. What do you do, anyway?"

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:37 am

"I electrocute things," Cal said. "And hack my instructors' e-mail accounts to send love letters to their ex-girlfriends."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:38 am

"Awesome."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:50 am

"I know, right? I'm saving 'accidentally' sending it to their current boyfriends for midterms."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:55 am

"That is truly, truly evil." Christie said, sounding amused "I don't know if I should admire you, or smash you before you become a full fledged supervillain."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:00 am

"Or you could just publicly disavow any knowledge while privately asking to see the steamy stuff that the headmistress is sending to the language prof," Cal said, 'innocently.'

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:06 am

"Seriously?" Christie said "I mean, I know that they're a couple, but Ms. Weaver seems so...uptight."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:08 am

"Well, come on, they can't show us everything. We're kids. They have to keep everyone's parents happy."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:15 am

"Yeah, I guess." Christie said "But come on. They're like, in their thirties. How much fun could they be having now? Seriously."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:16 am

"That just means they have to work harder at it," he pointed out. "I mean... you know how people go through mid-life crises and start overdoing it trying to act young, right?"

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:24 pm

"yeah, but that doesn't seem like them."

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:07 pm

Cal considered that. "I dunno. It's always the ones who try to make you think that they're good like that who'll surprise you."

by **Christine Bowen** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:59 pm

"I guess." Christie said "People say that, but I think that some people are just boring."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:00 am

Cal smirked. "I'll bet the Amazing Chickenboy is all talk no delivery."

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:02 am

"Or he's compensating for something." Christie said "Twelve feet of wingspan, and two inches of...you know."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:09 am

Cal shrugged. "He reminds me of all those celebrities you see with all those girls... and then a couple years later you find out they've been gay all along."

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:11 am

"Nah, I think that if he was gay, he'd be out and proud about that too. I bet he's a furry."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:16 am

"Well, he does seem to be into that werewolf chick that helps teach PC," Cal admitted.

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:23 am

"See, what did I tell you."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:38 am

"Yeah, not doubting you. Just... trying not to think about fur suits right now. Downside of having a greater knowledge of the internet than any human being would ever want."

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 am

"Sorry." Christie said, not feeling very sorry. "I bet he just wears a chicken mask and pecks."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:48 am

"Oh, don't be sorry, I'll just be sure to find a way to scar your mind too," Cal said cheerfully.

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:52 am

"I've got a pretty strong stomach, and no, that is not a dare."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:07 am

"Wow, so that makes it sound like a particularly empty statement," Cal mused as he followed her around another turn.

by **Christine Bowen** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:21 am

"Hey, you're the one with the internet in your head." Christie said "I don't need to share your pain."

by **Calvin Strong** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:30 am

"Hey, the internet is all about sharing your pain with those who don't want to share it. Get with the times."

by **Christine Bowen** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:19 am

"Not if you're smart enough to never click on blind links." Christie said with a smirk.

by **Calvin Strong** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:28 am

"You just have to be creative if you want to hit people who don't have any curiosity. But it's totally doable," Cal said, smirking back.

by **Christine Bowen** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:41 pm

"Well, duh." Christie said "That is half the fun of rickrolling."

by **Calvin Strong** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:45 pm

"Exactly! Just, you know, a lot less g-rated!"

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