So this blonde walks into a bar...

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So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:13 am

Melody sat with a stack of large bills in front of her on the bar, counting them, occasionally stopping to take a drink from the large tumbler of scotch she had near her. Some people just didn’t seem to care about paying for insurance anymore. Not that they had buildings to worry about any longer either.

That boring work was all behind her now, at least she hoped. She was happy to finally be overseas, doing something different. Maybe for the first time in quite a while she could see some excitement in the workplace again.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:15 am

"Always nice to see a new face." Heartbreaker said, sitting down beside Melody.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:28 am

Melody grunted in response, in the middle of counting. She set the last bill down after a moment, and turned to face Heartbreaker, eyeing her up and down. “Likewise. What’s shakin’? I’m Mel. Guess Bombshell works too. What do you drink?” she asked, taking a sip of her scotch.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:31 am

"Tequila" she replied as the bartender set a glass in front of her "Rachel, Heartbreaker if we're being official."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:41 am

Mel looked at her watch and scoffed, “It’s too fuckin’ late to be official. Pleasure,” she said extending her hand for a shake. With her other hand, she slid one of the bills to the bartender, and nodded her head in Rachel’s direction.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:49 am

"Thanks." Rachel said, knocking back her shot.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:56 am

“I do what I can. Dude, keep them coming as long as she wants ‘em,” she called over to the bartender. “So what do you do around here? Business or pleasure. Don’t matter which you care to shoot the shit about.”
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:13 am

"Business is simple, I do what the General needs done." Rachel said with a smile "Pleasure is more interesting."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:20 am

“Isn’t it though?” she grinned. “A lot of times I try to combine the two, though. Makes life much more fun.”
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:32 am

"It is nice when it works out like that." Heartbreaker agreed.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:51 pm

“I’m pretty easy to please though,” she said with a contented sigh after taking a long drag from her scotch. “Give me some money for blowing something or someone up? If that’s not pleasurable business, I don’t know what is. Have you ever seen someone’s head explode from the inside out? Like that ancient movie I was terrified of when I was five…prick father loved it….oh what the hell was it. Scanners, that’s it. It’s incredible.”
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:04 am

"I haven't see that, but I have seen someone die because suddenly they lost the ability to breathe." Rachel said, taking a delicate sip of her tequila "Takes a few minutes"
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:08 am

"I like you already. You've got style," she grinned. "A teep then, I take it?"
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:41 pm

"Got it in one." she said with a little smile.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:29 am

"So what's the best thing for a girl to do for fun in London these days? I really don't know what I'll be doing here yet--beyond 'whatever the General says,' mind you," she asked.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:38 am

"There are lots of clubs, if you're into dancing, or into other things, and plenty of house parties. I'm sure that you'll get plenty of invites, everyone will want to meet the General's new golden girl."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:47 am

"Golden girl? Flattery will get you very far, my friend,'" she grinned. "I'm just your average girl...who happens to be very good at blowing things up with no explosives but the ones I make."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:10 pm

"Oh, I'm sure that isn't all you're good at." Rachel said with a little wink.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:32 pm

"This is true," she smirked. "I make a mean apple pie."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:16 pm

"Do you also knit?" Heartbreaker asked with a grin "Because if you can knit, I might have to ask you to gay marry me."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:03 pm

"Shit you not, I do. I even darn socks on occasion because I'm a cheap motherfucker.  You should probably get me drunk and take me for a test spin before you commit to that though, no?" she laughed.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:58 pm

"Sounds like a plan." Heartbreaker said, nodding to the bartender to set up another round.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:26 am

Melody grinned, "I like the way you think. Lemme go grab a cigarette and make a quick phone call outside and we can continue our introduction. Don't go running away now."

She got up, left for about ten minutes, and returned, hopping up on the barstool to find a new drink in front of it.

"To poor--or are they excellent?--decisions, Rachel," she toasted, hefting her glass.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:29 pm

"Yes." Heartbreaker said with grin as she clicked her glass against Bombshell's.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:33 pm

"Hopefully you didn't drug my drink. I'm far more fun when conscious," she giggled after downing her glass in one gulp.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:39 pm

"I'm almost offended by the idea that I'd have to drug you to have my wicked way with you."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:46 pm

"Never," she grinned. "Just ask nicely. Buying a girl a drink or two always helps, but you seem to have taken care of that much."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:05 am

"How is this for nice?" Heartbreaker asked, gently stimulating the pleasure center of Bombshell's brain.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:08 am

Melody shuddered in the middle of bringing her glass to her lips and managed to spill a fair amount on her shirt. Gripping the bar lightly with one hand, she set her drink down, apparently not terribly bothered by the spill, and grinned.

"Rachel, I like you more every minute."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:30 am

"And I'm just getting warmed up." Heartbraker said with a wink.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:11 am

"Well, I hope I can compete," she said, shaking her head a bit to clear the extremely pleasant fog that was there.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:25 am

"I'm sure you've got a few tricks up your sleeve."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:38 pm

"Truth be told," she smirked into her drink as she twirled it on the bar, "I've never tried with a girl. But I imagine I can improvise..."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:50 pm

"I'm sure you could. Or my boyfriend would be more than glad to help out."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:00 pm

"I'm assuming someone as hot as you has an equally hot guy?" she grinned. "As long as he'd be okay sharing you."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:32 pm

"Oh, he has no problem with sharing. And yeah, he's hot. If you like fallen angels, that is"
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:44 pm

"He. Has. Wings?" she asked excitedly.

"Whoa whoa whoa. Let me get this straight. I have, in the past hour, met a hot girl, bought and received rounds of drinks for and from said girl, and now learn she has a hot guy who likes sharing. FUCK. I LOVE LONDON."
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:50 pm

"It can be awesome." Heartbreaker said with a grin.
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Bombshell » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:20 pm

"I guess the only real questions I have are why we're still here, and where your man is," she giggled
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Re: So this blonde walks into a bar...

Postby Heartbreaker » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:09 pm

"We were here to get liquored up, and my man is back at our flat. Which is where we should be heading."
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