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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:35 pm

"Hey, I juss can't leave you all wet like that, cannni?" he slurred, grinning. He jerked his hand back when he smelled singing material, looking down to see that there was now a hand-shaped scorch mark on the outer material of her uniform from his hand being just a little too close. "Aw mannn... I'm sorry! I dinn'nt think I could burn these thingsss..."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:47 pm

"Motherfucker," she swore, looking down at her uniform, before bursting out laughing. "It looks like you were trying to grope me. Here...let's try to get it off...maybe just like...the surface is burned or some shit."

Melody then very drunkenly--but nonchalantly--unzipped her uniform top, and peeled it off, setting it on the table, where she set about rubbing the scorch mark, almost like she was trying to scrub out a stain or something.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:51 pm

Daniel helped her pull the top of the one-piece uniform around and held it to the table clumsily, verifying that yes, while the uniform was still useable and would protect her, the surface was pretty nicely burned. "Well shit," he laughed. "Now I get to look like a perv and don't even get to have the fun of being one."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:06 am

"Who says you don't?" she smiled as she leaned over the table as provocatively as she could manage in her drunken state.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:14 am

"Well, I din't want to be too forward," Daniel answered, leaning toward her from the other side of the table. Or, rather, from the side of the table, which explained why the table suddenly went off balance and spilled them onto each other and onto the floor.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:41 am

Melody landed on top of Daniel with and laughed, her eyes locking with his before she leaned closer and kissed him.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:53 am

Daniel kissed Melody back, and may have accidentally set his hand in a corresponding location to the burn on her now-partially-discarded uniform.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:59 am

Melody made no attempt to stop him, and she hungrily kissed him, and his neck. "Mmmm...Derek," she said, her own hands wandering slightly.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:01 am

Daniel frowned a little, then pulled back. Oh... that's not... "You're... ah... thinking about your boyfriend, aren't you?"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:05 am

Melody stopped in the middle of giving him a pretty substantial hickey--that would probably be mostly covered by the collar of his uniform...hopefully and pushed herself off to his side, her face beet red. "I....that's really embarrassing....I....I'm sorry...."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:08 am

Daniel gingerly separated his hand from her boob as he sat up. "Um... so yeah, I guess that's what people mean about getting drunk while you're in a bad place, huh?" he sad, looking pretty red himself.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:18 am

"Yeah..." she said, sitting up and readjusting her bra so that it was actually covering everything again. "Do you have a girl back home?" she asked sheepishly.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:23 am

"I... did," he said sheepishly. "I kind of got a 'fuck off and don't come back' a few days ago. So... yeah!" He sat up, and promptly started falling over again... which seemed, to him, hillarious. "Aw man... I think we need to sleep this shit off before someone sees us..."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:31 am

"How...did you get up? Will you help me get up? I...yeah... Let's sleep. C'mon. Help me to that couch. We can pass out on it...there's even a blanket and shit...just..fuck, why is the room spinning?"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:38 am

Daniel laughed as he pulled her arm up. "I got up 'cuz I can flyyyyyyyy!" he said, pulling her up. "Aww... your uniform's still all wet," he said. "Here! You c'n wear mine!" he added, starting to shrug out of his own.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:52 am

"You're a sweetheart," she slurred, leaning heavily on Daniel once she was standing up. "But then you'll be naked on top," she said, seeming suddenly confused.

"I am cold though...let's... let's get under that blanket and...we can cuddle and shit...that...that doesn't have to be weird. We're just like. Friends cuddling under a blanket cuz it's fuckin' freezing. Right?"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:31 am

"Right!" Daniel slurred as they stumble over to the couch. "It'dddd be a shitty friend if I let you freeze!" he said, clumsily pulling up the blanket off the couch.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:25 am

"Youuuu're a good friend, Daniel. I like you-ouuuuuuuuuuuu," Melody giggled as she bumped into the edge of the couch and fell clumsily onto it.

"Where's my jacket? Or your jacket. Or you on top of me...next to me...whatever, keeping me warm," she slurred, almost half-passed out.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:28 am

Daniel laughed drunkenly, tripping over his uniform before finally managing to kick it off and half-climb, half-fall onto the couch with her. "Heh... no taking advantage of me when I'm asleep'n," he joked, trying to straighten the blanket on them.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:39 am

"You're no fun...wait...where'd your pants go?" she said, apparently confused by his unitard. "Not cool man. Telling me not to take advantage of the guy who's basically naked."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:45 am

"Wha... you mean yer yooniform is two piecesses? No fair! Thas unevequal!"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:46 am

"Yeah! Unitards'fersissies!" she cackled. "I can take mine off if you want to be fair," she slurred
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:52 am

"Kinda figgurd it'd be uncomfterble," Daniel said, slurring even more. "Can' have that, can we?"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:01 am

"No," she giggled, awkwardly pulling off her uniform pants. "We need to bitch...about how uncomfortable these uniforms are...when we get back," she said in between tugs at her pants. With a drunken flourish, she retrieved them from underneath the blanket and tossed them to the floor. "Ta-da! Now we're fair!," she slurred. She was too drunk to notice that her underwear were stuck to the inside of her uniform pants on the floor.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:03 am

Daniel laughed, letting her settle in, then gave her behind a little smack (his hand on top of the blanket). "Thas more like it!" he sighed, flopping his head down. "Alllll righ'. 'Night, Harmony!"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:08 am

"'night, hottie." she giggled, kissing his cheek.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:09 am

Daniel snorted a laugh, then passed out.

And it was probably the throbbing in his head that woke him the next morning, blinking and trying to figure out where he was. "The hell?" he muttered. Holy... am I still drunk? Hands working, head's throbbing, nope, not drunk. Need that whiskey bottle.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:15 am

Melody groaned, "Fuck my life....someone...get the number of that bus? Jesus Derek," she said, her eyes still closed, wincing in pain slightly, "why the fuck did you let me dr--" she opened her eyes and froze, memories of last night....at least the beginning of it flooding back to her once she saw Daniel.

"D...daniel? W...why am I naked except for my bra?" she asked, her voice alarmed.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:19 am

Daniel blinked and his head snapped around (a move he immediately regretted as the move made him feel like a gorilla had slammed a sledgehammer into it) to see Melody, for the first time realizing that she wasn't Kyra. "Oh fuck," he said, starting to roll over to the other side of the bed, only to find that they were on a couch when he fell to the floor, taking the blanket with him.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:26 am

Yep. Definitely not wearing anything but a bra.

Melody shrieked--which she also regretted, as it made her head beat like a drum--and hurriedly tried to curl into a ball on her side, covering herself with her hands as best as she could. "Blanket! Give it back! Fuck, my head, ow..."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:33 am

Daniel couldn't help it. He stared for a moment before she covered herself, though this might also be because the fall dazed him. "Holy shit... I'm..." He looked down at his underwear-only state as he threw the blanket back to Melody. "Did... what did we do last night?"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Felana » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:38 am

And that's when Stephanie dashed into the room.

"What the fuck is goin..." she snarled before coming into view of them. She gave Daniel a death stare, but was otherwise obviously more relaxed. "Christ you two are fucking just as loud hungover as you were drunk."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:40 am

"I'm not- wait, we were loud?" Daniel asked, wavering strangely between reluctant amusement and absolute horror. "Oh fuck, so... did we..." He looked at Melody, then spotted her uniform with an evident grope-burn on the chest and groaned.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:56 am

Melody jumped at Stephanie's quick entrance, scrambling to cover herself with the blanket. "I...don't think we did? God I just don't remember...I...no...at least...not all the way?"
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:59 am

"I just... I... oh hell, I don't remember a goddamn thing that happened. Well... oh damn, I remember you kissing me, then we fell over..."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Felana » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:04 am

Stephanie glared at Daniel, her eyes narrowing before she stopped suddenly and looked around, and then back and forth between the two several times, her nose twitching slightly.

"The only thing I smell in here is whiskey, shame, and poor decision making. I could probably tell if you'd done the nasty."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:06 am

Daniel seemed to sigh in relief. "There any whiskey left? My brain's banging on my skull asking for some."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Felana » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:16 am

"Quarter bottle or so," she said, looking over at the table. "Skeiron'll probably be pissed you got into his stash and finished an entire bottle..."

She seemed to think over her words for a moment, before reconsidering, "Ah, fuck 'im. You needed the booze more than that lush."
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Daniel Uriel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:20 am

"Thanks. Ah... I think these are yours," Daniel said, handing Melody her panties before he handed her her uniform pants.
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Re: Well this is a lovely f***ing mess

Postby Melody Martens » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:24 am

Melody's face was crimson. She snatched her underwear from his hands and slipped them underneath the blanket, putting them on quickly before grabbing her uniform pants and pulling herself into them.

"Well...at least we know that..." the red from her cheeks immediately drained away. Sitting up quickly, and moving around a lot was unwise.

"Bathroom. Where? Now." she said weakly.
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