by Will Stanton » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:38 am
"OK, basically, Gwion was this servant boy who accidentally ended up drinking a wisdom potion intended for this enchantress' son. With his newfound knowledge, he realized "oh no, now this enchantress is going to totally kill me", so he tried to run away, transforming himself into different things as he went--a hare, a fish, a bird, so on. Unfortunately, the enchantress kept up with him--a greyhound, an otter, a hawk, etcetera. Eventually tired out, Gwion turned himself into a single kernal of corn, to try to hide. Unfortunately, the sorceress turned herself into a hen and ate him."
Will paused for a moment. "Which, now that I think about it, would be a real disincentive to chose the name if that's where the story ended."
Shrugging, he adds "But, fortunately, Gwion's story doesn't end there, as the enchantress becomes pregnant with Gwion, somehow, and decided to kill the child, but he was so awesomely beautiful that she couldn't. She threw him in a bag into the river, instead. He was saved by some fishermen, where he became one of the best bards of all time."
"That last part is true, by the way. Probably not so much the first part, but, hey, when you're a bard, you get to write your own backstory."
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