23rd - Ghost in the machine is watching youuuuuuuu

[Calvin Strong]

He'd finally gotten bored with British television, so sometime during her art history class, Zoe would get a text from Cal's number.

Think you could do me a favor?

[Zoe Walker]

Zoe keeps her phone on vibrate during class and surreptitiously checks the message. She's an expert cell typist so enters a reply with her eyes still on the lecture.

What u need?

[Calvin Strong]

Blow something up. Or throw someone out a window or something. Before I die of boredom.

[Zoe Walker]

"Herd u were hurt. THat bad?!"

[Calvin Strong]

Eh, they think so. Arm's smashed up pretty bad, they're deciding if they can fix it or not.

[Zoe Walker]

U need me to kiss it better? lol

[Calvin Strong]

You're more than welcome to try. For science, you know. lol

[Zoe Walker]

"Ill visit after class. U need anything?"

[Calvin Strong]

Someone to talk to who isn't talking about 'prosthetic potential' or making a big fuss about my implants.

A moment later, another message came.

So is that a 'no' on blowing something up, then?

[Zoe Walker]

Fraid not. I can wear my sexy nurse outfit tho.

[Calvin Strong]

That sounds like a fair trade.

A few moments later, a picture was sent to her phone. The Thinker was edited, rather well, so that the head resembled Cal's and the arm was gone. Beneath it was the text "Aaaaaaah! No! "

[Zoe Walker]

Zoe doodles on a scrap of paper and snaps a picture with her cellphone to send back. It's a not-bad cartoon of Cal in a hospital bed and a nurse in a very short skirt bending over to check his arm.

[Calvin Strong]

A reply came back, this time with a freeze from The Empire Strikes Back, with Cal's face on Luke Skywalker's newly-handless body.

[Zoe Walker]

Zoe's return sketch features a Twi'lek dancer hand-feeding the handless Luke/Cal as he awaits treatment.

[Calvin Strong]

Do you really want to keep one-upping person who has the internet's vast archive of porn at his fingertips for editing?

Along with the message was a picture of Princess Leia in her slave outfit edited rather masterfully with Zoe's face.

[Zoe Walker]

Ur not the only board one! Will visit later, gettin durty looks from prof

[Calvin Strong]

There was a brief pause, then a picture of a baby (and a female baby at that, judging from the clothes) arrived, with her professor's head (taken from his picture on the faculty website) edited onto the body.

Can't have that. Study hard, ttyl.