The Parlor: The New Haunt ((Open Thread))

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:17 pm

Haley texted back, a lump in her throat.

Code: Select all: Ok. ill text u after dinner...

Haley looked over at Ashlie and Regan and quirked her eyebrow. "Told you I didn't have an imaginary friend. She's right there.[/i]

by **Calvin Strong** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:28 pm

Cal just shrugged as he walked back to the stairs.

Code: Select all: I'll be in my room. Just come by whenever.

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:31 pm

"My apologies. How odd."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:40 pm

ASHLIE wrote:"I'm sorry!" she says, yanking her finger back.

"Didn't your mom ever tell you that that is the most offensive thing you can do to a ghost?" Regan asks, rubbing her forehead.

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:41 pm

"No. There's no such thing as ghosts..."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:44 pm

"Oh, so you're rude AND racist?" Regan asks.

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:53 pm

"I didn't mean to be either..."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:02 pm

"It's okay," Regan says, "It's not your fault. It's society. It's so bionormative, it's sickening."

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:09 pm

"Well yes. That's the definition of normal, no?"

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:10 pm

"Dead people have rights too," Regan says.

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:12 pm

"You can't be dead. You're clearly showing signs of brain activity."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:23 pm

"Right," Regan says, "Because I'm a ghost."

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:30 pm

"This is becoming recursive."

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:43 pm

is being a social idiot her mutant power?

Haley kept playing with her phone while the girls argued.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:47 pm

"Yeah, it is pretty boring," Regan agrees, "Haley, let's go back to talking about your disgusting sex life. I'll bet she can help."

"She looks like she gets a lot of guys."

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:50 pm

"I'm not sure if I'll be much help. But I can certainly try." she says cheerfully. If she even understood Regan's insults she's doing a good job ignoring them.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:59 pm

"My sex life? Making out with a guy is not a sex life!!!" she said, putting down her phone and looking mortified.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:01 pm

"Whoa," Regan says, "Settle down, Haley. We're just trying to help."

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:06 pm

"This is how rumors start, Regan. Next thing I know I'll be getting called the sluttiest girl on campus, and even the fucking teachers will look at me like I'm a whore or some shit." she said with a certain amount of panic in her voice.

by **ASHLIE** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:11 pm

"Then why are we talking about this?"

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:11 pm

"So? All awesome people have rumors about them," Regan says, with a shrug, "You should hear the stuff people say about me sometime."

"...All of it is true."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:18 pm

"My my, I seem to walk into conversations at the most apropriate times," Victoria mused as she walked in. Today, contrary to how Haley had seen her, she was in a tank top and leather pants, her barbed wire tattoos on full display.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:32 pm

Haley scowled at all assembled.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:34 pm

"Those pants are amazing," Regan says to Victoria, "You look like one of those high class prostitutes. The ones that bring down a president or a prime minister in a sex scandal."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:46 pm

"Mmm, so are you trying on the murder-victim look now so that you can say you did it before it was popular?"

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:52 pm

"I'm a trendsetter that way," Regan says, "You should let me give you a makeover. It would be incredible."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:54 pm

"No thanks, the world already has too many homeless ghosts, I prefer to class the place up a little."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:58 pm

Regan looks around a bit.

"You're going to need to try harder."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:01 am

"When this is my competition? Please."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:02 am

"I don't compete," Regan says, "Or anything else that involves effort."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:05 am

VIctoria gave her a long one-over "Obviously."

"So," she said, turning her attention to Ashlie and Haley, "What did I just walk in on, darlings?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:06 am

"We were helping Haley out. I think."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:08 am

"No. We were just all meeting our cheerful dead friend and getting to know her," she said pointedly.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:10 am

Victoria gave Regan a long look over again, then looked back to Haley. "Since I can't begin to enumerate all the lies in that sentence... what are we helping you with?"

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:14 am

"She keeps having a reoccurring dream where Mickey Mouse is choking her," Regan says, "And he has the voice of her father."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:41 am

Haley looked at Regan like she had grown a second head. "The fuck are you talking about?"

by **Victoria Valentine** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:43 am

"Oh, don't worry, darling. Ghosts tend to lie, it's a bitterness thing."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:45 am

"Oh, right," Regan says, "That's my dream. Never mind."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:05 am

Haley shifted in her seat, pondering whether or not she should just get the hell out of here before anything else weird happened.

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:25 am

"...I'm lying again. I don't dream anymore."

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