I12DT: Chocolate.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:52 am

"Point. But neither are you.

And that's, like, totally besides the point anyway."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:56 am

"Yes. The point is that she slept with many of her peers without forming socially appropriate relationships with them," Emily says, nodding.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:58 am

"As far as I know, she only slept with Victoria and Aly and maybe a couple of other OK yeah I see your point."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:06 am

"You have entrusted me with such a good role model," Emily says.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:08 am

"Well, everyone gives a different model of how to live. You'll need to figure out who to emulate--go in with no preconceived notions.

And Onyx is nice."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:10 am

"She is beneath me," Emily says. "I tried to smother her with a pillow last night. She did not take it well."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:11 am

"Well, murder rarely does. Unlike, say, me, she needs to breathe, and wants to continue doing so."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:14 am

Emily giggles, "Don't be silly, idiot. I wasn't trying to kill her. That would make me a great big meanie."

Her expression falls back to an emotionless mask, "I only wanted to demonstrate the proper place for her kind."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:16 am

"...alright, I'll regret this, but I'm game. Tell me where the proper place for her kind is."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:18 am

"Serving their superiors," Emily says, like this is the most obvious thing in the world.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:20 am

"And that would be you? You're superior to Onyx?"

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:24 am

"Exactly. Do you see my frustration?" Emily says. "It is aggravating."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:24 am

"That explains why you put me down at puppy-dog level. Oh wait, no, you said that was an insult to dogs, that's right, I forgot," Will teased.

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:28 am

"No, that is simply because I hate you," Emily says, her voice packed full of sweet innocence.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:30 am

"Ah, of course, which is why you were offering to help me, in your superior manner."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:37 am

"A person is better than a dog, but that doesn't mean they don't feel bad for the dog when it is in pain and try to help it," Emily says.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:41 am

"Naturally.

Then, I'm sure your--what, one week old?--superior intellect can come up with a solution that both saves my ass and preserves precepts of legality. After all, you're oh so superior to us mere mortals."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:03 am

"Yes. Eventually," Emily says. "You should not concern yourself with matters beyond you. At the very least, you should leave the solution up to your Mistress."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:08 am

"Oh. Yeah. I'll be sitting here, holding my breath," he laughed.

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:24 pm

Emily considers, "I do not know how long you can hold your breath, but it may take longer then that, swine."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:43 pm

"I don't need to breathe. I don't need to do much, actually."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:56 pm

"No one likes a braggart," Emily says.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:58 pm

"Well, I'm just that damn awesome."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:00 pm

Emily closes her eyes and sighs. She looks happy.

"...I am remembering that time you got electrocuted by Ms. Ashlie."

"That was wonderful."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:01 pm

"Yeah, that was...that was something.

Electricity and I don't play well."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:05 pm

"That is good to know."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:08 pm

"..that wasn't ominous at all."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:09 pm

Emily smiles sweetly, giggling like a schoolgirl, "I don't know what you mean, sir."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:14 pm

"Oh, now I'm the sir? I see how it is," he laughed.

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:18 pm

In a sickly sweet voice Emily says, "Only until you drop your guard, filth."

She giggles.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:26 pm

"You know, I'm not really liking the 'filth' name you've got going there."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:28 pm

"Eh? You don't like it?" Emily says, looking overly concerned, "What about 'garbage'? Or 'trash'?"

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:30 pm

"You wound me, good madam."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:39 pm

"I have not done anything to harm you yet."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:41 pm

"The 'yet' is disturbing.

But do I not have my pride? Do I not have an ego? If you prick me, do I not bleed?

...OK, I don't, but still."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:44 pm

"No. You are a beast. The lowest of the low," Emily says, "Pride and ego are useless to a thing like you."

"Do not worry. I still love you."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:44 pm

"Well, that's very generous of you, I'm sure. You're a regular philanthropist."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:47 pm

"Well, you are the father of my dear, forgotten Jean-Paul," Emily says, "May he rest in peace."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:54 pm

"Yes. May no fictionalized concepts ever disturb his non-extant rest."

by **Emily Inque** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:18 pm

"Silence, mutt."

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