The Parlor: The New Haunt ((Open Thread))

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:29 am

"Do you even sleep?"

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:32 am

"No, I just wander from room to room at night. Sometimes I shake a chain."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:36 am

"I never dream." Ashlie (un)helpfully supplies.

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:17 pm

"I have nightmares or dreams every single night," she said.

And I'm going to have nightmares about this conversation now too.

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:43 pm

"Are you sure you're asleep and it's not just....you know...your life?"

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:45 pm

"You're very mean, you know."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:47 pm

"Well this entire conversation is pretty much worse than most of my nightmares so maybe I'll wake up soon."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:48 pm

"Thanks," Regan says to ASHLIE, "That means a lot."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:00 pm

"It does?" she blinks. "Okay then you sad excuse for a haunt!" she insults her cheerfully.

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:07 pm

"That's a little better," Regan says, "You still sound like you're twelve though."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:18 pm

Haley rolled her eyes and went back to her phone, strongly considering leaving to get away from all of the crazy.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:19 pm

"You... miserable wretch?" she smiles.

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:23 pm

"You need to stop smiling," Regan says, "It looks awful on you."

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:37 pm

"I think it looks nice. You should try it. It'd make you look less sour."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:42 pm

"Smiling was invented by Hallmark to sell greeting cards," Regan says.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:45 pm

"You're thinking of Valentine's Day."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:47 pm

"Whatever. Same difference," Regan says with a shrug.

by **ASHLIE** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:58 pm

"Well it was nice meeting you. Or... maybe it sucked. Whichever makes you feel better. Or worse."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:00 pm

"It wasn't completely awful or anything."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:42 pm

"Actually," Victoria put in, "Hallmark itself is a huge front that's used to raise the collective spirit at key spiritual times of the year to keep spiritual boundaries from breaking down. But of course you never hear about how they saved the better part of the northeastern United States in the 1920s. They're just greedy bastards out for a buck, after all."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:45 pm

"So, they're a giant conspiracy to keep things boring?" Regan says, "They're worse then I thought."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:57 pm

"Oh, empathic exorcism is never boring. Maybe I'll show you sometime."

by **Regan Rourke** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:00 pm

"I won't get my hopes up," Regan says, "All the exorcisms I've been through have failed pretty horribly."

"Though there was that one guy that threw himself out a window. That was alright, I guess."

by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:11 pm

"She does seem to be pretty good at what she does..." Haley conceded, not looking up from her phone to reply.

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