Sept. 8th: One Does Not Simply Walk Onto Campus

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:07 pm

((open thread))

A car pulled through the gates and parks, a blonde girl getting out of the backseat while still fiddling with her phone.

A few months ago, the doctors at Muir had suggested that they might be able to treat Riot's neurological degeneration with some new therapies they had developed. Riot was shipped to Muir where she underwent several operations and serious rehabilitation. It wasn't a miracle cure, she still suffered from seizures and her stutter stubornly remained, but she had gone from barely being able to take a few steps to walking comfortably without a cane or walker for several hours at a time.

There were a few side effects. The treatment had a major effect on her abilities and she could no longer create complex or animate proxies. She had been reduced to being able to create small, simple objects for the time being.

"This game s-s-sucks," Riot says, tapping away at her phone as the driver unloads her bag. "Fsk'ng n00b c-cockswallowers. F'cking die already you -- "

And what followed is some colorful language we will not be reproducing here. Needless to say, the operations didn't seem to have a major effect on her lovely personality.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:12 pm

"It could be a possibility that you are simply not as good as your opponent." Ashlie points out as she walks up.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:25 pm

"Ash!" Riot says excitedly. She practically pounces on her robotic friend, wrapping her in a great big hug.

"M-m-man, I fuckin' missed you," Riot says. "FML, the computer on Muir aren't half as sexy as your robot ass. LOL, jk."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:34 pm

"Most computers lack a posterior." she nods. "I have missed you too."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:37 pm

"What's been up?" Riot asks, letting go of her friend.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:46 pm

"Not much. I've had to share CPU cycles and network storage with Will Stanton's main-program for a while. It was most insufferable."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:50 pm

"Sounds pretty fucking lame," Riot says. "You f-f-fuck with him any?"

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:59 pm

"I believe it was more him who did the 'fucking'. I had to defragment everything constantly because he left a mess everywhere he went."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:04 pm

"Bow-chicka-wow-wow," RIot says with a perverted giggle. "Seriously though, Sounds super lame. Almost as lame as Muir."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:08 pm

"But they were able to help you." she notes.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:22 pm

"Yeah and th-th-that's cool of them. Whatever," Riot says. "But FML it was boring. Sick girl in a wheelchair on an island? It's like a m-m-major H staple, right? But all the doctors and nurses were a bunch of f'cking old fucks and I'm like 'what kind of H-game is this anyway"? Am I right?"

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:26 pm

"I suppose it is not a very welcoming environment for a young woman."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:33 pm

"Gave me a whole new appreciation for this place," Riot says. "The people here might be totes losers, but at least it's fun."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:37 pm

"I'm glad you like it here. And that you are better, even if that state is debatable considering how mechanical means of transportation are clearly superior to regular legs."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:41 pm

"Yeah, but functioning meat legs are t-t-to-totally fucking better than a shitty wheelchair," Riot says. "That thing sucks all the dicks. Every last one of 'em."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:01 pm

"Oh. Okay. I understand." a slightly crestfallen robot says.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:08 pm

"Aww, fuck," Riot says, noticing Ashlie's expression. She musses up her hair in frustration. "Shitlickers. That's not what I m-m-meant, Ash. I love the chair you made for me. It was amazeballs and I'm keeping it in my room."

"It's just being in a wheelchair in general is bullshit. It's, like, a constant reminder that part of you doesn't work right."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:15 pm

Ashlie seems to ponder that for a moment.

"I think I can understand that. I had never considered inadequacy compared to similar models. It is one of the advantages and shortcomings of unique design."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:19 pm

"Good, 'cause I don't want t-t-to accidentally hurt your feelings or nothing," Riot says. "Only on purpose. LOL."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:27 pm

"Normally that would be considered cruel." she points out.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:41 pm

"Like Ghandi said, you gotta be cruel to be kind," Riot says.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:01 pm

"That statement is contradictory."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:10 pm

"Not to a masochist," Riot says with a grin.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:28 pm

"Humans are contradictory too." she agrees.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:32 pm

"Hells yeah," Riot says. "It's awesomesauce."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:49 pm

"Or occasionally plain wrong." she 'jokes'. She's still not very good at that.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:53 pm

Riot snickers anyway. She's very easy to please, "But how can it be so wrong, when it feels so right?"

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:09 pm

"I'm told that something can be pleasurable, yet morally wrong."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:14 pm

"Just like, all the best things, FFS," Riot says.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:18 pm

"Are they the best because they are morally wrong or are humans just really bad at this?"

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:34 pm

"Being bad makes things better," Riot clarifies. "Th-there's evidence for this all over the 'net. How m-m-many fetishes exist just because they're 'taboo'? Time's up. The correct answer was: fuckin' all of 'em."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:54 pm

"You're the expert, so I will have to take your word for that."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:11 pm

"Fuck yeah, I am," Riot says proudly.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:20 pm

"It is an interesting side-effect of the need to reproduce."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:23 pm

"ROFL, I don't think reproducing has much to do with it," Riot says.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:38 pm

"Yes, those are the side-effects. It's very interesting."

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:48 pm

"I agree. It's very fu-fucking interesting," Riot say. She snickers.

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:50 pm

"Do you require assistance?" she asks, talking about Riot's luggage of course.

by **Alexandria McDougal** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:55 pm

Riot giggles obscenely, "With my 's-s-side-effects'? Oh, senpai. Pl-please, be gentle."

by **ASHLIE** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:31 pm

"With your luggage." Ashlie patiently corrects her.

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