Issue 1 Downtime

Rachel O'Brien wrote:Rachel bent over, making sure that she was giving Constantine (and anyone else looking in that direction) a good view as she neatly broke the balls.

Narrator wrote:As soon as Binary gets close enough to the protesters, the leader starts in shock.

"It's her! It's the techno-witch! Everyone wrap your cameras in lead!"

"Listen to me, you self-styled queen of the robots! If even one of these pictures is erased, we'll have you for it, you hear? We know what you're up to and we won't stand for your bullying any more than we will from those hooligan kids!"

Ryan Gabriel wrote:"What, you've never had that happen to you? Go head up to the front gate for a minute then, that's practically a mutant rite of passage."

Domanic Taylor wrote:""For the last question... everyone on an X-Team is special ops. No solo positions are open, this is a team program. Don't make me regurgitate bad corporate slogans about which letters make up the word team."

"Makes it harder to recognise me. For the record, this is a legit job. Wish I could fill you in on the details but I haven't gotten them yet and if word got out I was divulging details of my little odd-jobs I'd loose them."

Merle McClintock wrote:He smiles and flexes at one of the guys knowingly. "Because we are better than them, right?"

Marcus Kingston wrote:"Aw. It'd be fun. Then I could make a giant moth and you guys could do it out in middle of London. In any case, who knows when the situation may come where being much larger will come in handy. At the very least, it'd make you pretty strong." He shrugged.

Nina Madaraki wrote:

Merle McClintock wrote:He smiles and flexes at one of the guys knowingly. "Because we are better than them, right?"

And Merle does a wonderful job as a representative of that ol' Xavier Dream of human and mutant equality.

But nah..no wild parties just yet.

"Are you doing anything Saturday?" Chloe asked Great. That was sooo subtle.

Simon's tail twitches slightly at the tip as he tried to keep a straight face. "I might be called in to save the world. Otherwise not a thing."

Samantha McManus wrote:"You two have been going back and forth since you arrived in my office."

Jessica Temple wrote:"We have?" Jess replied, having not really noticed it. She thought about it, then looked a little sheepishly at her sister. "We have."

William Stanton wrote:Chuckling at that last bit, Will walks up to the side of the building, and stretches his arms up. And up. And up.

Soon, there is a ladder up to the top of the lecture hall.

"Ladies first, naturally"

Constantine McGraw wrote:

William Stanton wrote:Chuckling at that last bit, Will walks up to the side of the building, and stretches his arms up. And up. And up.

Soon, there is a ladder up to the top of the lecture hall.

"Ladies first, naturally"

Walking all over him already Sara?

Sara Evans wrote:

Constantine McGraw wrote:

William Stanton wrote:Chuckling at that last bit, Will walks up to the side of the building, and stretches his arms up. And up. And up.

Soon, there is a ladder up to the top of the lecture hall.

"Ladies first, naturally"

Walking all over him already Sara?

I couldn't think of any ladder-related puns as a comeback. :<
But I'm gonna go ahead and guess that there'll propably be much worse, innuendo-laden shape-shifting antics coming up sooner or later.

Or considering Will, all the time rather than eventually. I mean he hit on a girl with what's basically a more classy version of "I like big butts"

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle got an email...a new roommate.

But he hadn't moved in yet. He put up a brief sign and a photo of himself on the door. Under that, a welcoming note that said "WELCOME KELLY!"

Patrick Fitzroy wrote:"Uh, no. I, um, read y-your files. You have a surprisingly sparce web presence. No birth certificate in the data flow, very little purchasing data. You're almost invisible out there. But the school mainframe told me about you."

Merle McClintock wrote:Merle subscribes to the story. Booyah! Rugby and telepathy and creepy vampire girls, plus two other teams, had solved the case.

Merle McClintock wrote:"I told you, Code Names. I ain't got one, I want one."

He looks up. "X-teams, you know?"

Victoria Valentine wrote:She gave a little moan, then kissed his ear. "Then eat up. I have to stay and take care of you, after all, silly man," she teased, though her voice was a bit huskier as she headed back to her seat.

John Hino wrote:

Patrick Fitzroy wrote:"Uh, no. I, um, read y-your files. You have a surprisingly sparce web presence. No birth certificate in the data flow, very little purchasing data. You're almost invisible out there. But the school mainframe told me about you."

No, not creepy at all.