Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:11 am

Troi acting class time!

TNG 5x15: Power Play, or UNGEBETENE GÄSTE

Brent Spiner scenery chewing count: infinite.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:17 am

UNINVITEd GUESTS

Broken arm? Pff! Whatever!

Also

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:49 am

Cadets! Assemble!

TNG 5x19: The First Duty, or EIN MIßGLÜKTES MANÖVER

Oh, Not Tom Paris.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:52 am

A FAILED MANEUVER

Remember kids, if you do something awesome enough it doesn't matter if it's banned.
But if you screw it up then

Red Shirt Count: 279
Actual Death Count: 18 (Alas poor Josh. Oh ye of little screen-time.)
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:39 am

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

TNG 6x05: Schisms, or IN DEN SUBRAUM ENTFÜHRT

Riker gets taken some weird-ass places. And possibly some weird ass places.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:45 am

ABDUCTED INTO SUBSPACE

Okay then, freaky sub-space crab-insect-monks.
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What the hell is sub-space?

Red Shirt Count: 280 (Everyone is safe and accounted for. Except for that one guy whose blood turned to plastic)
Actual Death Count: 18
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:34 am

Gotta get all the Q episodes done!

TNG 6x06: True Q or EINE ECHTE Q

And that's all the Q episodes. Right? Right?

Oh, bloody hell.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:40 am

Yer a wizard 'arry!

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:03 am

Barrin suggested some episodes...NOT from the cream of the crop.

TNG 6x07: Rascals, or ERWACHSENE KINDER

I want to see my father! Now now now now now now now now now now!

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:07 am

GROWN-UP KIDS or TNG: Spy Kids

He's my number one dad!

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:54 am

And we continue Barrin's SCIENTIFIC education!

TNG 6x20: The Chase, or DAS FEHLENDE FRAGMENT

See? Science!

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:56 am

THE MISSING FRAGMENT

Though at least that explains all those humanoid forehead-ridged aliens.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:05 am

You know what's better than a show with Riker on it?

TNG 6x24: Second Chances, or RIKER : 2 = ?

Riker!

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:07 am

2 Riker 2 Furious

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:44 am

Season 7: The Weird Shit Season

TNG 7x06: Phantasms, or TRAUMANALYSE

With mint frosting!

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:51 am

DREAM-ANALYSIS

Sometimes a dream is just a dream. Unless it's interphasic parasites.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:29 pm

Kesprytt! Kes and Prytt, sharing one planet! In perfect haaaarmony

TNG 7x08: Attached, or KONTAKTE

Poor Riker, left out of everything.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:48 pm

CONTACTS

Picard and Beverly, sitting in a tree...

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:15 am

And finishing the top third (and change) of TNG:

TNG 7x16: Thine Own Self, or RADIOAKTIV

The Iceman Cometh. Also, WHO THE HELL PROMOTES TROI?

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:24 am

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:04 am

And, since we've watched the ending, might as well watch the beginning:

DS9 1x01: Emissary, or DER ABGESANDTE

I mean, fuck linear time.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:09 am

Here comes Space Jesus!

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:08 am

And, since we've already seen a billion episodes with them, we might as well introduce...

DS9 2x20: The Maquis, Part I, or DER MAQUIS, TEIL I

Look at that federation-issue clothing.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:21 am

It's the space terrorists!

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:17 am

Slight delay, but finishing the two-parter:

DS9 2x21: The Maquis, Part II or DER MAQUIS TEIL II

Yup, 24th century fashion.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:23 am

You're totally gonna lose this, trying to fight everybody.

We don't care!

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:31 am

Finally, Trav, I got to the one you wanted me to show her.

DS9 2x22: The Wire, or DAS IMPLANTAT

It's ALL true!

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:06 pm

Especially the lies.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:10 am

Might as well finish season 2; what's the worst that could happen?

DS9 2x26: The Jem'Hadar, or DER PLAN DES DOMINION

Picard, noooooooooooh wait, that wasn't the Enterprise.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:18 am

THE PLAN OF DOMINION (The German translation of the title literally states it as if this was the plan of some guy called Dominion. DS9 seems to run into lots of trouble. Like the Maquis guy who had a similar translation problem >_< )

The Founders are saying

of the Gamma Quadrant.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:35 am

Can't leave a gap there, so it's:

DS9 3x01: The Search, Part I OR DIE SUCHE, TEIL I

I didn't think the Jem Hadar HAD stun settings.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:40 am

Welcome

home

Odo

Red Shirt Count: 282 (+2 from exploding computer panels)
Actual Death Count: 18
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:27 am

And you can't leave it at that!

DS9 3x02: The Search, Part II, or DIE SUCHE, TEIL II

This is a lot harder to explain when you know who the founders actually are <_<

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:17 pm

Why did we built our dream-room-mind-thingie on our super secret home planet?

Dramatic tensions, duh.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:30 am

Did someone say Huey Lewis? Because it's time to go BACK IN TIME

DS9 3x11: Past Tense, Part I or GEFANGEN IN DER VERGANGENHEIT, TEIL I

Oh, sure, let the white woman go but hassle the colored dudes.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:32 am

Are they ever gonna get back? Back to the future!?

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:16 am

And you got to finish the two parter, right?

DS9 3x12: Past Tense, Part II, or GEFANGEN IN DER VERGANGENHEIT, TEIL II

Ah, that horrible future of ~2024~

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:20 am

MY NAME IS ~~BENJAMIN SISKO~~ GABRIEL BELL, LET ME SHOUT MORALS AT YOU!

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:54 am

DO ALL THE TIME TRAVEL
DS9 4x08: Little Green Men, or KLEINE, GRÜNE MÄNNCHEN

Futurama did it better.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:56 am

One deviled egg.

The same deviled egg.

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