Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:57 pm

"Hrm? I dunno. It's fur."

If Nina had any of her nanobots around, she could tell they were actually made out of fine wool, like a sheepskin rug, with (somehow) a vodka-y component instead of water on the molecular level.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:52 am

"Interesting. You're drunk on a molecular level," Nina says. "That's actually very impressive."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:28 pm

"I have no idea what that means."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:00 pm

"It means you're a marvel of alcoholic science," Nina says. "Which is like regular science. But louder."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Nov 30, 2014 1:42 pm

"Oh. I've been told that. I dunno, I just do what I do."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:26 pm

"How depressingly zen of you," Nina says.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:12 pm

"Is zen depressing? Have I been doing it wrong?"
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:50 pm

"Emptiness is depressing," Nina says.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:01 pm

"Well, then I'm not depressing, because I am full of vodka."

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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:20 pm

"Good point!" Nina says. "You should try bottling yourself. See what happens when someone gets drunk off of you."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:28 pm

"When Mira made muffins, there were no ill effects. Sounds like a party!" he said, in the sort of drunken haze which would make that a good idea.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:37 pm

"Neat!" Nina says. "Let's find an empty bottle."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:40 pm

"Help me finish the Vodka?" he said, holding it up between his massive blue claws.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:29 pm

"Sure," Nina says. She takes the bottle and throws it back, drinking several large gulps.

"Ahh. Burny."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:31 pm

"Ah, you gotta deaden your nerves back there. You can take more of it that way," Will said, lecturing, as he took the next few swigs.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:19 pm

"I'll trust your expertise on the matter," Nina says.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:24 pm

Between them, they made quick work of the vodka bottle, Will getting drunker and Nina...well, not.

"Right! Bottle free for one (1) scientific experiment," he said, shoving his hand into it, and trying to mash it all the way inside.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:06 pm

"Careful. That's how you get stuck."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:08 pm

"Nah. I'm all awesome and stuff. Not gon' happen," Will said, sticking his tongue out as he focused.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:25 am

"Good argument," Nina teases.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:45 pm

"I...thought...SO!" Will said, with some force getting the bottle to go up to his shoulder, somehow.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:38 pm

"Don't break the bottle either," Nina says. "Who knows where we could find a second bottle."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:05 pm

"Ooo, good point," Will nodded, trying to stick his head through the neck of the bottle.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:09 pm

Nina holds the bottle to try and help out a little. She's such a helpful friend.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:09 pm

"Hoop-CHA!" Will said. With Nina's help, he managed to cram himself, well, mostly in the bottle.

Why he didn't simply shrink or liquify or something can probably be attributed to his drunkenness.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:45 pm

"This will make a great party trick someday," Nina says.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:55 pm

"I'm great at parties," he said, though it was somewhat muffled by the glass.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:30 pm

"I'm sure you are," Nina says. "Alright. Let's do this. I want to get you inside of me and see what happens."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:24 pm

"Right. For science!"

As a liquid, Will filled maybe a quarter of the bottle, again raising the question of why he didn't just flow in there in the first place.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:45 am

Nina measured out a shot of Will and then knocked it back!

For science!
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:40 am

It tasted like really shitty vodka! Like science!

"Woah-hoah!"
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:21 am

Nina coughs. "Yick. You taste awful, Will."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:27 am

"You probably don't taste so great yourself."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sat Dec 06, 2014 5:41 pm

"I taste wonderful," Nina says.
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:18 pm

"Doubtful. All flesh and bone and stuff."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:51 pm

"Technically, I'm more a gestalt entity made of spider-like thingies," Nina says. "And some people like the taste of spiders. In certain cultures."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:51 am

"Certain WEIRD cultures."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:49 am

"Still. I have high amounts of sugars in my body," Nina says. "So, I'm very sweet."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:50 am

"Yeah, but they're probably, like, "other" sugars. Not cookie sugar."
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Re: Nina and Will's: Drunken Master

Postby Nina Madaraki » Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:54 am

"I also have a mild neurotoxin on the back of my neck that causes mild hallucinations and vertigo when ingested," Nina says. "It tastes a little like candied apples."
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